I message the boyfriend at this point, giving my opinion on the subject.
 

exacta (6:45:33 PM): dude, your girlfriend's a basketcase
theboyfriend (6:45:58 PM): ?
exacta (6:46:21 PM): yeah. she's crazier than a shithouse rat.
theboyfriend (6:46:32 PM): and who might u be?
exacta (6:47:24 PM): Brad. how ya doin.
exacta (6:47:26 PM): but seriously
exacta (6:47:31 PM): she wants me to message you
exacta (6:47:33 PM): so, i am
theboyfriend (6:47:46 PM): Lol aight.. im doing alright and urself?
exacta (6:48:10 PM): fuckin peachy, jason. fuckin peachy.
exacta (6:48:20 PM): where about in texas do you kids reside?
theboyfriend (6:48:46 PM): well i just recently moved to corpus...
theboyfriend (6:48:55 PM): i moved like.. um 1 week ago
exacta (6:49:31 PM): running from your woman? yeah, i got that
theboyfriend (6:49:46 PM): no wasnt my choice
theboyfriend (6:49:48 PM): i had to
exacta (6:50:02 PM): law?
exacta (6:50:15 PM): job?
exacta (6:50:17 PM): school?
theboyfriend (6:50:20 PM): mom
exacta (6:50:20 PM): taxes?
theboyfriend (6:50:21 PM): lol
exacta (6:50:46 PM): you owe her money?
theboyfriend (6:51:14 PM): no
exacta (6:52:05 PM): she just a clitface then?
theboyfriend (6:52:23 PM): lol y so many questions?
exacta (6:53:25 PM): your woman's on my nuts (not literally)
theboyfriend (6:53:35 PM): wth?
exacta (6:53:37 PM): hopefully you have something on the side to tap
theboyfriend (6:54:10 PM): quit saying that kind of shit
 

As in all good relationships, they didn't keep anything from each other.
 

thegirlfriend: Im a basketrat -huh
thegirlfriend: :-(
exacta: no no, shithouse rat
thegirlfriend: well same thing
thegirlfriend: well, I g2g
thegirlfriend: Bye
thegirlfriend signed off at 6:54:25 PM.
 

And we continued...
 

exacta (6:54:21 PM): veterinarian positions don't exactly scream "job security," if you know what i mean
exacta (6:54:27 PM): hopefully you have a steady gig
theboyfriend (6:55:05 PM): shut the fuck up..
exacta (6:55:27 PM): i'm just saying
exacta (6:55:33 PM): do you have a good job?
exacta (6:55:37 PM): it's an important thing to think about
theboyfriend (6:55:51 PM): ya
theboyfriend (6:56:01 PM): and my girl said u only wish she was on u
exacta (6:56:40 PM): hey, i'll take what i can get, living on a boat isn't exactly a miami beach party
theboyfriend (6:56:59 PM): how old are u
exacta (6:57:36 PM): 21, you?
exacta (6:57:53 PM): i thought we were past a/s/l formalities
theboyfriend (6:58:04 PM): 19
exacta (6:59:38 PM): so she tells me your a skater or something?
theboyfriend (6:59:46 PM): yes
theboyfriend (6:59:59 PM): <-- major skateboarder is on a pro video
exacta (7:00:40 PM): do you have a shirt or something that says that?
theboyfriend (7:01:03 PM): i am getting the video soon
theboyfriend wants to directly connect (7:01:06 PM).
theboyfriend is now directly connected (7:01:07 PM).
exacta (7:01:23 PM): but, like, with the arrow pointing upward, you totally need a shirt
theboyfriend (7:02:32 PM): <me
exacta (7:03:11 PM): yeah, that's a nice shirt, but i like my idea better.
exacta (7:03:18 PM): oh, and the boards too, right on
theboyfriend (7:04:12 PM): ya
exacta (7:05:11 PM): so why are you dating a veterinarian?
exacta (7:05:18 PM): in texas, no less?
theboyfriend (7:05:21 PM): y must u ask?
exacta (7:05:25 PM): GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE, MAN
theboyfriend (7:05:47 PM): its called love man have u ever experienced it?
exacta (7:06:18 PM): oh yeah
exacta (7:06:29 PM): like the love of a man for the sea
exacta (7:06:38 PM): that's what's so nice about the pacific
exacta (7:06:56 PM): just myself, my guitar, my bible, and time.
theboyfriend (7:07:21 PM): haha
exacta (7:08:01 PM): no, seriously
exacta (7:08:05 PM): i don't need anything else
exacta (7:08:16 PM): go down to baja every other weekend, time permitting, with school and all
theboyfriend (7:08:29 PM): so your gay?
exacta (7:08:46 PM): fishing, mexican food, senoritas (look but don't touch...no, not gay dude, sorry), and sun.
theboyfriend (7:09:01 PM): your sick
exacta (7:09:46 PM): what's wrong with that? getting my education, livin on a boat
exacta (7:09:51 PM): eventually i'll settle down
exacta (7:09:58 PM): i make good money out here
exacta (7:10:40 PM): the pussy will be there, sir. it's always there.
exacta (7:11:36 PM): and, sometime along the line, i'll settle down...i'm 21 for god's sake, you think i want to be attached right now? might as well tie myself to the anchor next time!
exacta (7:11:54 PM): sorry, boat talk...i can't avoid it
theboyfriend direct connection is closed (7:12:56 PM).
exacta (7:21:54 PM): thegirlfriend: put this sn in your buddy list
thegirlfriend: -k-
thegirlfriend: theboyfriend
exacta: -k-
thegirlfriend: yea do that for me and tell him I'll be on again at 8:45
thegirlfriend: -k-
thegirlfriend: tell him I Love him, and to wait -k- ;-)
thegirlfriend: thank you, Brad ;-)
exacta (7:22:17 PM): apparently, i'm her personal messenger. and for that, i'm forced to entertain myself.
theboyfriend (7:23:17 PM): if ya say so
exacta (7:23:37 PM): just seems a bit...odd, no?
theboyfriend (7:23:49 PM): no
exacta (7:24:13 PM): i mean, she wanted ME, someone she doesn't know, to tell you she loves you, when you're right there online
theboyfriend (7:24:47 PM): whatever u think man
exacta (7:25:13 PM): you don't find that a wee bit odd?
exacta (7:25:19 PM): i mean, i live on a BOAT, and i find that odd.
theboyfriend (7:26:16 PM): what do u see odd?
exacta (7:27:44 PM): taking a random person, having them be the messenger of something that a) is something between two people and b) could just as easily be transmitted directly between the two parties
theboyfriend (7:28:11 PM): point is?
exacta (7:28:26 PM): shithouse rat, dude. shithouse rat.
theboyfriend (7:28:37 PM): meaning?
exacta (7:33:04 PM): sorry about that, had to go throw on dinner.
exacta (7:34:57 PM): nah, i mean, if she's using third parties as her personal hallmark card, what other shenenigans are being pulled? what type of rock em sock em robots relationship is this?
theboyfriend (7:35:18 PM): dunno?
exacta (7:35:42 PM): how far apart are you?
theboyfriend (7:36:02 PM): not really sure nemore
exacta (7:36:34 PM): i mean, her, strapped down THREE whole days a week in a vet school, and you, on the road with your little skateboard friends, at the wild parties
theboyfriend (7:37:18 PM): little friends?
theboyfriend (7:37:25 PM): i dont go to parties bro
exacta (7:38:22 PM): well, they probably aren't "little" per se...just a figure of speech
exacta (7:39:30 PM): bro! i didn't think people actually talked like that east of phoenix
theboyfriend (7:39:46 PM): ha ur dumb..
exacta (7:43:02 PM): actually, i'm quite intelligent
exacta (7:46:14 PM): so, is your woman just a big flirt or what?
exacta (7:55:58 PM): helloooooooooo
theboyfriend (7:56:02 PM): what
exacta (7:56:13 PM): is your woman a big flirt or what?
theboyfriend (7:56:23 PM): to me
theboyfriend (7:56:24 PM): yes
exacta (7:58:36 PM): would she talk sexual inuendo with another guy?
theboyfriend (7:58:56 PM): i dunno
theboyfriend signed off at 8:00:38 PM.
 

You don't know, but we do. On the other side of the country, Dre "randomly messages" the girlfriend.
 

dredub: Hi
thegirlfriend: hi?
thegirlfriend: asl
dredub: 21/M/Pa
dredub: you???
thegirlfriend: do I know you?
dredub: no I found you on AIM
thegirlfriend: 19/f/tx
thegirlfriend: under what/
thegirlfriend: my name?
dredub: Well you see I like those 10 10 220 comericals and I figured 1010 would be a good search start
thegirlfriend: hehe
dredub: and since you are someones sweetie you are obviously a cool person
thegirlfriend: yea thats the time me and ^^started going out
dredub: of day your year?
dredub: day or year?
thegirlfriend: time
dredub: not october tenth?
thegirlfriend: no
dredub: too bad
dredub: maybe you should break up and get back together on october tenth at ten ten
dredub: was that AM or PM?
thegirlfriend: PM
dredub: sweet!
thegirlfriend: why?
thegirlfriend: so whats up?
dredub: Just listening to some fly music
dredub: you?
thegirlfriend: talking to my BF
dredub: Is he from Texas too?
thegirlfriend: yea
dredub: near lubock?
thegirlfriend: why?
dredub: I know peeps in lubock
thegirlfriend: me to
thegirlfriend: Jason Rowland?
dredub: of the lubock Rowlands?
dredub: I know jerry Rowland
thegirlfriend: I rodeo with his son
dredub: Who Jerry?
thegirlfriend: Jason
dredub: isnt he your sweetie?
thegirlfriend: no
thegirlfriend: the othe rJason
thegirlfriend: my bf is a pro skateboarder
dredub: so he moved on from parkinglots to bigger things?
thegirlfriend: what?
dredub: skateboarding in parking lots, thats what we do here
thegirlfriend: oh
thegirlfriend: well, he goes EVERYWHERE
dredub: Dublin?
thegirlfriend: dublin?
dredub: yeah, Ireland
thegirlfriend: no
thegirlfriend: just around where he lives
dredub: too bad, its off the hook
thegirlfriend: but, he has a thing in like two weeks
dredub: big ups to him, I once skated but then after teh acident its been dificult
thegirlfriend: Im sorry :-(
dredub: its okay, Ive come to terms with it
thegirlfriend: thats good :-)
dredub: yeah, you have any disabilities?
thegirlfriend: no
dredub: well we cant all be perfect can we....hahaha
thegirlfriend: No :-(
dredub: so aside from the rodeo what do you like?
thegirlfriend: Swimming, movies and hanging
dredub: hanging, thats not cool
thegirlfriend: why?
dredub: I know you all do things different in texas but hanging people isnt fun its racist
thegirlfriend: no hanging out w/ friends
dredub: ohhhhh
dredub: thats much better
thegirlfriend: :-)
thegirlfriend: well, so what do you like?
dredub: Well, Bowling with my homies, hanging out at goodwill and well basicaly typing
thegirlfriend: cool
thegirlfriend: I Bowl
dredub: nice, I can bowl a 100, beat that
thegirlfriend: I bowl 200s
dredub: damn, you use those bumper things.... cheater
dredub: so, do you have a gun?
thegirlfriend: ON I Dont and yes, and I really know how to use it
dredub: Really, you wanna do a job for me up in corpus?
thegirlfriend: corpus christi?
thegirlfriend: what/
dredub: some punk up there scrached my friends car
thegirlfriend: oh ok
thegirlfriend: whats his name?
thegirlfriend: the PUNK
dredub: Rune Estrada
thegirlfriend: oh
thegirlfriend: dont know him
dredub: too bad. oh wait is your bfs last name Freeman?
dredub: I read abouthim on a skateboarding web page
dredub: thats the only one from texas named jason I know
dredub: hello
thegirlfriend: hi :-)
thegirlfriend: Imk talking to Jason right now ;-)
dredub: Hot
thegirlfriend: yea:-)
dredub: damn, so you are into that type of chatting?
dredub: you live far appart?
thegirlfriend: no hes just on
dredub: hot
thegirlfriend: :-)
dredub: I had a girlfriend
thegirlfriend: :-)
dredub: nahhh brahhh :-(
dredub: See after the acident she was like " Im sorry I need a man who can make me feel.....sexy"
thegirlfriend: thats crap
thegirlfriend: what happened
dredub: yeah it is, I mean it still works
thegirlfriend: if you dont mind :-\
dredub: well, I was going to Taco Bell to get the new Chalupa, as my 74 cutlass was pulling into the drive thru a guy tried to jack my car, well I took a bullet in the lowwer back
dredub: she left shortly after
dredub: I am much better now Almost walking
dredub: hello?
thegirlfriend: Im here
thegirlfriend: Im reading
thegirlfriend: ^^ that
dredub: ok
dredub: so it was a total heart break but I am a stronger man now
thegirlfriend: yea
thegirlfriend: well, sorry that hgappened
dredub: not your fault sugar
thegirlfriend: I know but
thegirlfriend: my dad broke his leg last summer at a roping
dredub: roping?
thegirlfriend: rodeo
dredub: ahh, is he a clown?
thegirlfriend: no
dredub: really, I hear they are cool
thegirlfriend: his horse slipped and fell and broke his leg as he got up
thegirlfriend: yea they're WEIRD 2
dredub: how did you meat skateboard dude? was he at the roping?
thegirlfriend: yea
dredub: he into ropes?
thegirlfriend: he was at a party and he knew my rodeo buds
thegirlfriend: no
thegirlfriend: WE ARE complete opposites
thegirlfriend: hold on ok
thegirlfriend: brb
dredub: I knew this chick she reallu like ropes
thegirlfriend: I do 2
thegirlfriend: been doing it for 5 or 6yrs
thegirlfriend: hold 6
thegirlfriend: ^*
dredub: this girl dosent do rodeo though
dredub: So what do you do for thrills?
dredub: hello
dredub: hello
thegirlfriend: Ride ROLLER COASTERS and stuff :-*
dredub: dope!
thegirlfriend: no
thegirlfriend: the other
dredub: I meant Dope as in cool, not drugs
thegirlfriend: oh ok
dredub: hey you have a picture?
thegirlfriend: no you?
dredub: not on this PC
thegirlfriend: no
thegirlfriend: not on ne
dredub: so you like rodeos?
thegirlfriend: YEA !
dredub: Cool,!
dredub: so do you ride cows or cowboys?
thegirlfriend: cowboys, not cows
dredub: hot
thegirlfriend: :-)
dredub: if you dont mind, tell me the three things anyone should know about you
thegirlfriend: I am sweet, loving and I have a good humor
thegirlfriend: and attitude
thegirlfriend: I dont hate just dislike
dredub: nice, you any good at math?
thegirlfriend: yea
thegirlfriend: why?
dredub: Its one of the things I hate
thegirlfriend: whats the problem?
dredub: well they started putting letters in it, I mean what is it math or english class. i gave up
thegirlfriend: hehe
dredub: so you have a good humor?
dredub: I always get those when the ice cream truck comes around
thegirlfriend: Hehe ;-)
dredub: I have a hard time eating them now
thegirlfriend: :-(
thegirlfriend: sorry
dredub: this one chick I knew got intimate with one
thegirlfriend: i'll eat it w/ you
dredub: maybe with you it will taste better
thegirlfriend: io bet it would :-)
dredub: Im no Meteorologist but wouldnt that be cold?
thegirlfriend: no I would nkae you melt the cream
thegirlfriend: all we would need would be peaches
dredub: ahhh, peaches nothing says refreshin like peaches
thegirlfriend: :-D
dredub: so you are into that kinda stuff?
thegirlfriend: oh yea :-)
dredub: wow, my ex was never into it
thegirlfriend: that sucks
dredub: is it much better?
thegirlfriend: what/
dredub: with peaches
dredub: or other assorted produce
thegirlfriend: peaches
thegirlfriend: an
thegirlfriend: cream
thegirlfriend: :-D
dredub: so are they for him or her?
thegirlfriend: what
thegirlfriend: kinda both
dredub: oh, im confused how they work into the equation
thegirlfriend: oh
dredub: see I knew this chick who worked a banana into the routine but peaches are oddly shaped
thegirlfriend: you are tlaking about MATH
thegirlfriend: aww
thegirlfriend: I got yea now
dredub: no not MATH, Fuckin'!
thegirlfriend: Me 2
dredub: okay, but I still dont understand
thegirlfriend: nm :-D
dredub: next time work in a banana for me
thegirlfriend: ok
dredub: tell jason, im sure he is down with it
thegirlfriend: yea
thegirlfriend: I bet NOT
dredub: why God not approve of the Banana?
dredub: hello
dredub: did you ask him?
dredub: Ill ask him if you want
thegirlfriend: no thats ok
dredub: you sure? maybe he is into it, I bet he has some pictures on his computer of it. maybe it will take it to the next level
dredub: sorry I didnt mean to get all dirty
thegirlfriend: its aight
dredub: I just thought you were into that kinda stuff
thegirlfriend: I g2g
dredub: wait can I call you some time?
dredub: just kiddin'
dredub: If you are bored drop me a Email OK?
dredub: lastplayboy@homail.com
dredub: okay?
dredub: hello
dredub: goodnight

dredub: yo, what up?
thegirlfriend: nothin much
thegirlfriend: you?
dredub: just chillin
dredub: its late, im bored
thegirlfriend: well, me bf just wrote me a email when I was gone to towm and said he REALLY needs to talk to me about something ...
thegirlfriend: and its BAD :'(
dredub: snaps...wonder what that means
thegirlfriend: I know
dredub: it will work out. dont worry.
dredub: he give a clue as to what it is?
thegirlfriend: Im thinking that someone else told him some RUMOR or ...
thegirlfriend: no
thegirlfriend: he just got on
thegirlfriend: hold on
dredub: okay
thegirlfriend: ill get the load down
thegirlfriend: he said some girl told him about this loged convo between me and SOME guy ?
dredub: really?
thegirlfriend: yea ?:-\
dredub: cant be that bad
thegirlfriend: oh it is !
dredub: it is?
thegirlfriend: yea :-\
dredub: what the hell you say?
thegirlfriend: yea thats what I told him
dredub: what he say?
thegirlfriend: were talking
dredub: tell him some stupid trick isnt going to mess your relationship up
thegirlfriend: ok
dredub: that put him in his place?
thegirlfriend: well, :-\
thegirlfriend: but, Im g2g
thegirlfriend: Bye :-(
dredub: you do that
thegirlfriend: ok :-)
dredub: Shithouse, Rat
thegirlfriend: :-)
thegirlfriend: bye
thegirlfriend signed off at 12:10:03 AM.
 

Epilogue: it wasn't our intent to break up what was surely a rock solid stable relationship...we swear! Skateboarders are dumb.